Thursday, April 21, 2011

Things said to my Pregnant Belly

" That's my old room!" Said while grabbing my belly and yelling at my belly button
"Get out baby, it's my turn in there"
"The baby has to be a girl because the baby is a princess. boy princesses don't work at all."
"the baby is going to be a boy. that way there are the same number of boys and girls at home. that is fair."
"the baby is not friendly. kicking mum in the belly is not friendly. the baby should get a time out for kicking. mum, where do you send the baby for time out? to your bum?"

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